{"id":46,"date":"2019-01-01T01:21:42","date_gmt":"2019-01-01T01:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/?p=46"},"modified":"2019-01-01T01:42:03","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T01:42:03","slug":"so-this-is-happening-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/01\/so-this-is-happening-apparently\/","title":{"rendered":"So&#8230; this is happening, apparently."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I&#8217;m as surprised as you are. What started as an ill-conceived and rather unfunny joke has morphed into this new endeavor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, what should you, the esteemed reader, expect? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Infrequent posts about food, photography, and whatever else strikes our fancy<\/li><li>Pictures of cats <\/li><li>Improper usage of plural pronouns, ellipses, and dangling modifiers <\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now. Seriously. Go talk amongst yourselves or, better yet, visit an actual blog. You&#8217;ll thank yourself for it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m as surprised as you are. What started as an ill-conceived and rather unfunny joke has morphed into this new endeavor. So, what should you, the esteemed reader, expect? Infrequent&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":51,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50,"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/50"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nevertrustthemeat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}